Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Eighth Post - Preparing for the Dentist

Dentist appointment on Thursday. I know nobody likes going to the dentist, but I actively hate it. Every time I go, I am chided for not having flossed enough, or I am not brushing vigourously enough, or often enough. Rag, rag, rag.

God, I am not a hillbilly. I am not some forest dweller emerging from the woods twice a year to visit a dentist and procure provisions before my imminent return to the verdant region. I live in the city and take what I think is reasonable care of my teeth. I do my best.

Who else hates going to the dentist? I look forward to colonoscopies more than I do seeing the tooth doc.

Tomorrow: A shameless plug.

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