If you're on facebook, you'll know that you can update your status every time you do something significant or interesting. I never do anything significant or interesting. Never. Nope.
As proof, I thought you might like to see some of my recent status updates.
Bev is having dinner in Truro. 5:01pm
Bev is watching the cooler. 7:17pm
Bev is back from the library. 4:17pm
Bev is wondering why there are 42 cards in a given box of Christmas cards. He doesn't even know 42 people. He has never even met that many people in his entire life!