When I’m stuck for a topic for a given Bevboy’s Blog post, I check out Mark Evanier’s excellent blog. More than a few times, he has saved my bacon. And he’s Jewish, so he doesn’t eat bacon, at least in theory. I mean, he can if he wants to. I’m not stopping him. It’s just that, typically, in theory, Jewish folks do not eat pork. Pigs are unclean animals, according to them, you see; and it follows that they wouldn’t eat pork as a result of that.
I’m off topic. Sorry about that.
Anyway, I was on Mark’s blog this evening and saw his post about the generic Academy Award winning trailer, the one that will contain every possible cliche you can imagine. It is very funny, but I decided to dig a little deeper and find more videos by these guys. I’m glad I did. I’m now a fan.
What a crappy shame that the internet and all these fun toys weren’t active when I was these guys’ age. I’d have had so much fun, nearly as much fun as the NSDucktoller must be having writing his illiterate comments, but not as much fun as I’m having cheerfully rejecting his delightful blog post comments every day. It’s the circle of life, folks. The smart fellas like me kick the asses of the dumbasses like him every day. I love it.
Unlike my troll friend, I finished elementary school and have all my teeth and know how to apply deodorant. I also can quote Shakespeare at length. Mr NSDucktoller: Shakespeare was a guy who lived a long time ago. He used big words that you wouldn’t have learned from all those years you rode the short bus to your special school. I know you won’t understand this video, but maybe if you play it a couple hundred times, you’ll begin to comprehend the first few seconds.
The 9 ways to treat a woman is as honest a video as I have ever seen. There is such truth to it, so much humanity and warmth, that it cannot be denied. Mr. NSDucktoller, you inveterate virgin you, play this a few times and reach for that plastic doll gf of yours.
Hope you guys like the videos. I’m a fan of these guys now. Check out their website if you want to for more videos.