I had an eye-opening, mind-altering experience at Toastmasters tonight, ladies and gentlemen.
A woman in my club did a speech about bra fittings and cup sizes and so on. I had no idea these numbers meant anything. I thought that these were just made-up numbers. Apparently, 80% of women wear the wrong bra size and there are significant health disadvantages to doing so.
Noticed that the Charles Adler Show, which was added to the News 95.7 schedule last week with some fan fair, wasn't on this evening. Dunno if it was some kind of problem with the satellite transmission, or if they have decided to revert to other programming. But do not worry, sahib. I will find out for you. I will get to the bottom of this issue and report here in a future number so that you know once and for all the final fate of the Charles Adler Show.
I am not even a particular fan of the show. There is something odd about the broadcast, as if they are playing a 3rd generation tape of the show or something. It doesn't sound sharp and clear like other programs on that fine station do. And the topics are not especially interesting to me. Oh, well. I'm glad it's still on. Anything is better than the ESPN sports shows they used to run in that timeslot.
Tomorrow is my interview with Floyd. Yep. A boy named Bev gets to interview a girl named Floyd. Maybe the world will end before December 2012!
Have a good evening, my friends.