So, last week's word of the evening at Toastmasters was "improbable". I work with a guy from my club. We spent the last week saying that word to each other at every possible opportunity. This week's word was "ensconce". Here's the definition. He and I will probably work a little harder to use that word with one another over the upcoming week. But, we will try.
I have begun working on blog post 2000, coming up in a couple of weeks. I know what I will be doing for that magical post, and I hope you like it.
This morning at coffee a woman I work with was reading a newspaper. We both noticed an article about a Football Lingerie League. I have heard of this sport, football, and I certainly know what lingerie is, from having worn Patricia's from time to time. Don't tell me you haven't worn your woman's. Don't. Tell. Me. You. Haven't. Please!
I was fascinated by this story. I found this website which they designate as "true fantasy football". These women actually play the game, in their underwear, running back and forth and tackling each other. I wonder if they do it in heels? One imagines that, after a game, they take a long, communal shower, or perhaps share a relaxing bath, all together. I have found that women, at least in my fantasies, take lots of long, communal showers and/or relaxing baths, all together.
I wonder if they have a lingerie hockey league? A lingerie baseball league? A lingerie volleyball league? Well, they already wear bathing suits for that, so I shouldn't get greedy. For that matter, do they have a Lingerie Law Firm? I'd be delighted to take my business to such an organization. A Lingerie Tim Horton's? A Lingerie Toastmasters Club? I could get behind that.
Just don't make me wear that stuff.
See you tomorrow.