Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Post 1983 - This And That

So, last week's word of the evening at Toastmasters was "improbable".  I work with a guy from my club.  We spent the last week saying that word to each other at every possible opportunity.  This week's word was "ensconce".  Here's the definition.  He and I will probably work a little harder to use that word with one another over the upcoming week.  But, we will try.

I have begun working on blog post 2000, coming up in a couple of weeks.  I know what I will be doing for that magical post, and I hope you like it.

This morning at coffee a woman I work with was reading a newspaper.  We both noticed an article about a Football Lingerie League.  I have heard of this sport, football, and I certainly know what lingerie is, from having worn Patricia's from time to time.   Don't tell me you haven't worn your woman's.  Don't.  Tell. Me.  You.  Haven't.  Please!

Anyway.

I was fascinated by this story.  I found this website which they designate as "true fantasy football".   These women actually play the game, in their underwear, running back and forth and tackling each other.  I wonder if they do it in heels?  One imagines that, after a game, they take a long, communal shower, or perhaps share a relaxing bath, all together.  I have found that women, at least in my fantasies, take lots of long, communal showers and/or relaxing baths, all together.

I wonder if they have a lingerie hockey league? A lingerie baseball league?  A lingerie volleyball league?  Well, they already wear bathing suits for that, so I shouldn't get greedy.  For that matter, do they have a Lingerie Law Firm?  I'd be delighted to take my business to such an organization.  A Lingerie Tim Horton's?  A Lingerie Toastmasters Club?  I could get behind that.

Just don't make me wear that stuff.

Again.

See you tomorrow.

Bevboy

2 comments:

Sandell said...

Setting up a Football Lingerie League team in Halifax is improbable.

After all, where in Halifax could the players of the feminine persuasion ensconse themselves free of gawkers after a hard game?

Sandell said...

Setting up a Football Lingerie League team in Halifax is improbable.

After all where could the players of the feminine persuasion ensconce themselves free of gawkers or hawkers after a hard game?