I have been dreading writing this blog post, as it reveals a weakness in my character.
I have always disliked metaphors. They are an over used narrative device. Similes are much more to my liking; I wish people would dial down on the metaphors and embrace similes. It would make the world a better place.
I don't want to ruin this for you. It came about as a result of an honest misunderstanding. I still get teased about it at work from time to time. Perhaps now you will understand why.
How about not?
See you tomorrow.