I am back to work after 3 sick days. I was feeling like crapola since Sunday. That's why I didn't produce any fresh material for you. I know you care, deeply and passionately, when I do not write. I know you don't give a flying fig newton, when I do write. It is a quandary.
Anyway, here I am, back at work. Just to prove it is I and not some horrible twin you may have heard about, running around pretending to be me, I am holding aloft an official Bevboy's Blog business card, because I guarantee that they have NOT been produced by some other person and passed off as his own. It is a despicable thing, stealing my intellectual property like that. I oughta sue.
I may as well re-mention my policy which is that I am happy to mail to you an envelope full of these business cards to anyone in the world who drops me an email and requests some. Just email me here, give me your mailing address, and I will pop some in the mail to you toot sweet. I do this because I love you and I care. And I think that having some business cards that I have personally touched with my own dna is a gift that keeps on giving.
Thursday already. Which means that tomorrow is... damn, what day? Uh.. Friday? Friday? Is that right? It is Friday tomorrow?
I will see you then.