Monday, December 21, 2015

Post 3143 - Bevboy's Christmas Tie Extravaganza 2015, Day Eleven Point Five

Yeah. I know. 11.5.

We were out shopping tonight at Sunnyside Mall in Bedford. And... there was Santa Claus. He wasn't busy at the moment, so I jumped on his lap, breaking one of his legs in the process, and began listing the things I wanted for the holidays. After I mentioned a new car and world peace, he told me that was enough for anybody. I guess he's right. I mean, with a new car, you can drive wherever you want and agitate for world peace. And, if there is world peace, you can probably concentrate on getting that new car.

Santa is a smart guy.

See you in a bit. I still owe you that story I teed up this afternoon.


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