We were out shopping tonight at Sunnyside Mall in Bedford. And... there was Santa Claus. He wasn't busy at the moment, so I jumped on his lap, breaking one of his legs in the process, and began listing the things I wanted for the holidays. After I mentioned a new car and world peace, he told me that was enough for anybody. I guess he's right. I mean, with a new car, you can drive wherever you want and agitate for world peace. And, if there is world peace, you can probably concentrate on getting that new car.
Santa is a smart guy.
See you in a bit. I still owe you that story I teed up this afternoon.